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Article I
The TD Constitution is unconstitutional.
damn, that's a good point; OP updated
Article 2 - if it flies it's a bird. all planes, insects, or anything else flying is now a bird.
Article III
The TD shall establish religion. The Holy Church of Meloncat is the TD's oldest religion and thus constitutes the de facto forum religion of the TD. Ecumenically, the Shummite Monks, the Church of Rabbit, and the Cult of the Liver are joined with the Holy Church of Meloncat and therefore represent legitimate religious entities. Lemoncat and ZEOLLA, however, must be shunned. Religions that worship any form of dough shall not be recognized. Nevertheless, bread is great.
Son of a :wub:.
Op updated
@ Diamat, too late man, only one article per member; and this s NOT in the constitution, it's Silvio's will
just to clarify what is going to happen here
this Constitution will be carved in stone (sticked) and the names of those who have contributed to it will be preserved for ever (links to the profile)..
we need to leave a monument, a testament behind, of the latest (and maybe last) generation of TDevians
If you don't make the Holy Church of Meloncat the established religion of the TD, I will be forced to declare a Counter-Constitution.
We shall never die.
OP edited I reworded Akar's line :P
@ Diamat; someone else can propose it..
Especially cocks.
Akar can be inside my domain as much as he likes.
Things are finally starting to heat up around here.
Article IV
Water is abolished. Basil Hayden is now the official beverage of the TD. Anything below 40% ABV is to be considered water.
That's discrimination against Avians, given that we mainly drink water.
Water? Never touched the stuff. Fish :wub: in it.
I like it all over my face.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Is that a loose broccoli in the human's hand?
No, that's a melon leaf. The bird is performing a sacrament.