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I can't make up my mind:
Is a kindergarten or the big window in front of a gym
the better place to eat a huge cone of ice cream?
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Stop blaming others or yourself when things go wrong.
Learn FengShui and then blame the furniture.
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Coffee has been invented
so that one can stay awake
until it's time for wine
They Zuck.
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Sudden and loud baby crying can be heard in the sub way.
Young lady takes out her mobile and switches of the alarm,
then takes a contraception pill.
Totally my kind of humor.
:rofls: Thats really funny.
LOL at the posts here of late. Nice work, guys.
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Unteroffizer Erich Adoph Kartmann.
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Dear vegans,
it's time you stopped eating mushrooms.
You are destroying the home of smurfs.
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She - comes out of the bathroom
totally excited and proclaims:
'I have lost a kilo!'
He - 'I know, you can smell it from here'
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You silently enter my room at night
Touch my naked body
Suck when you find the sweet spot
Damn you mosquito!
:laughter: One of these days Italy is going to resort to military means to stop the spread of this heresy.
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@Roma.. you and your wife :P
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