that one we will never know
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I wonder what is the purpose of Australians
Well as I was being carried to work one morning in my solid gold sedan chair, my solid platinum, diamond-encrusted briefcase fell open. Unfortunately, this resulted in some gold ingots falling out onto the road!
Suddenly, a spry, filthy man came out of the the sewer. He moved on all four limbs, but not like a dog--the movements were reminiscent of a spider. His skin was deathly pale but deeply encrusted with filth. His appearance was reminiscent of Gollum.
He scurried forward with great haste and grabbed MY gold ingots! He started running off. My many servants were of no help, as they were laboring under the load of my massive sedan chair. I jumped off and began to give chase, but my emerald and ruby encrusted white tiger fur cape slowed me down tremendously. I was able to hit him in the back of the head with a diamond studded jade mace I happened to be carrying, but unfortunately this just knocked him down into the sewer.
Despite years of relentless searching, I still haven't found this subhuman thief or my gold ingots. This is why I hate poor people so much, Kiljan.
To defeat the English in cricket, obviously.
the poor can be dreadfuly tedious cant they
I wonder what I would do for a Klondike Bar
I wonder what will happen when Chuck Norris dies.
I wonder if the universe was created by humans from the future.
I wonder why do I wonder...
I wonder if I'll ever be successful in life
I wonder why I can't stop thinking about Alizée. (Wait...now I remember)
I wonder why life has no cheat codes
I wonder why I hear voices in my head
I wonder why I'm starting to have kids I don't know about
I wonder if the 666 signs I see everyday are just coincidence
I'm surprised that there hasn't been an "I wonder if God exists" yet.
I wonder why the Super Pope is so spammy.
I wonder why the Longfellow translation of Dante's Divine Comedy is so good.
Sorry, I'm tired. That was all I could come up with as of right now.
- I wonder if Christians can be converted to Islam?
- I wonder if Islam can be convinced of atheism ?
- I wonder if Europe would make a nice vassal state for America?
- I wonder if high speed internet will ever be truly high speed?
- I wonder if Africa will exist in another 100 years ?
- I wonder if the insane are actually the lucky ones?
- I wonder if I still have a cold beer in the fridge ?
- I wonder if I'll get up and check on that cold beer ?
- OOPS , almost forgot. I wonder if Eric is still beating up Emo's?
- I wonder what happens after death.
- I wonder exactly how big existance is, if it is infinite or finite.
- I wonder what non-existance is lke (if there is any).
as opossed to where, hearing voices in your legs?Quote:
I wonder why I hear voices in my head
i wonder where the **** all my plectrums go
i wonder why women are so illogical yet still win the argument
i wonder why there are 24 hours in a day (as in why choose 60 minutes for a hour)