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The only thing I've hit reverse parking is the kerb.

How do you people hit so many things?

I'm bored right now. I'm tidying up my boyfriend's room, whilst waiting for a hard drive to be delivered. This means that I can't play M2TW or music, as I won't hear the door (why don't they get a...

Hotspur: Close but no banana.

I feel sorry for Byzantine sometimes. Not only do they get a girly purple colour, they also can't use gunpowder.

I adore France. I'm spending my fourth year out there in Rennes :)

I could give you my recipe for reverse round corners and parallel parks. One involves yelling "praise" and the other involves chanting.

My driving lessons rock.

You had a good and peaceful time with the Native Americans? When was that?

With your nerves in tatters as the cockleshell shatters...I love Run Like Hell.

Also, may I have my name in a swirly French script in my siggy please?

It's French - je l'ai pris en vacances :)

But yeah, much hilarity ensues from French labelling (see the funny pics thread).

No guesses what faction I play as tho :P

That reminds me of a poem we had to learn in Geography...
When Austria was Hungary, it took a little Turkey, dipped it in Greece, while the big boot of Italy kicked little Sicily into the middle of...

It's an excuse for the Americans to have another party.

You eat Turkey. And give thanks. For...things.

So long ago.
But they've never been called "exterior biology" before.

I had to put up with them talking about boobies in the Say Cheese thread for a while. Get Ozy over here and we can talk about fit blokes aaaall day :p

Like that bloke who played Cedric Diggory?

Due to the boards blowing up the other day, my request disappeared.

New Mission from the Council of Nobles! (aka me)

Rightyho, may I please have a sig thing with a M2TW kinda theme, but can we...

Everytime after I play TW, when I close my eyes I keep seeing towns with green pulsing squares round them, and I have dreamt about it for the past 2 nights now! I had to send some bloody cavalry...

Horses have long faces?:P

*poke*...Men.

Aw damn. Way to make me feel special :P hehe

I could post a shirtless pic, but I might get harassed.
As for funny pics...hm...
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v81/43/119/559950534/n559950534_278686_4088.jpg
Sugar Daddy!

To race cats you put socks over their heads then they run backwards trying to get the socks off.

To race frogs, you stick a straw up their butts, and blow. Once the frog is inflated, you let go....

I get called a nerd a lot, and I haven't set fire to anything.
Yet.

I wonder if you could set fire to whatever Rhinosaur's drinking...I can't read the label so I have no idea what it is.

Don't worry. Just be careful where you tread and you may still be able to have children one day :D

2 Dogs. 1 is a Springer Spaniel called Moss and the other is a mongrel thing called Tipsy, and we have a little black and white cat called Yoda.

Yeah I know you did.

Hugs all round!

But if I was a guy, yes she is a hot nerd.

Covering slugs in salt is fun:)

So is frog racing, but I won't go into that. It's a lot crueler than cat racing.

I thought it was "Lindsay".

It works so well in a chav accent...which in a way, is what she is.

I think she should just be pushed off of a cliff, for being her. She needs to appreciate life...

I wonder if it works for those people who turn up to toga parties dressed as goats.

I am back!

And surely if she splashed that hydrochloric acid or whatever it is upon her beautiful but not very well protected body and face...I doubt she'd look that hawt anymore.

She should at...

I say that. But I sure as hell don't have a body that good.

If it wasn't yours (or a realtion thereof), I'd tell you to eat it/him/her.

Melboy: Thank you :)
And the Firefox cookies are cute! I need a recipe for those. Because I'm that sad.

Well not just for that. It was a lot more...complicated.

Melboy: http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg
There's your award stamp.

I rather like the Princesses in M2TW. They wear nice clothes, have cool hats, and besides the awful names, they *wear clothes*.

Why can't women in games wear clothes!? Its wrong to fantasise over...

Lol no. But I *adore* penguins so much.

If I could, I would have a pet penguin.

You play it, assuming from what you've said from your previous post.

D&D freaks me out, when an ex-boyfriend (well fling, we only went out for a week) said to me, "Don't worry, when we're bring...

Can I post pictures of me? I'm cute ^.^ Not fluffy though. And to feed my penguin fetish:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/fluffy.jpg

Not another person who has been taken in by teh 3vil D&D?! Noooo!

Scrumhats are very funny. As in looks-wise.

But rugby is so entertaining to watch. I cannot wait for the WC this summer. I will be attached to the television. And here.

You may not be into whips, but you're into leather!

I have got you right where I want you mister, you can't hide your secret anymore!

My friend was a second row...he used to get really flaky skin on his cheeks in summer.

If I had to get any position in rugby, I'd be the hooker :D

I still think the resemblance is uncanny.

Update

The cow is going to be slaughtered.
This is, if it is a scared cow, it won't be isolated, if many people will be visiting it. I know it's an image of faith, but isn't it better to kill...