Things you wonder

[catintheoven]

I wonder what "in the Night garden" is all about

that one we will never know

[The Super Pope]

I wonder what is the purpose of Australians

[Daovonnaex]

I wonder why conservatives and libertarians villify the poor

Well as I was being carried to work one morning in my solid gold sedan chair, my solid platinum, diamond-encrusted briefcase fell open. Unfortunately, this resulted in some gold ingots falling out onto the road!

Suddenly, a spry, filthy man came out of the the sewer. He moved on all four limbs, but not like a dog--the movements were reminiscent of a spider. His skin was deathly pale but deeply encrusted with filth. His appearance was reminiscent of Gollum.

He scurried forward with great haste and grabbed MY gold ingots! He started running off. My many servants were of no help, as they were laboring under the load of my massive sedan chair. I jumped off and began to give chase, but my emerald and ruby encrusted white tiger fur cape slowed me down tremendously. I was able to hit him in the back of the head with a diamond studded jade mace I happened to be carrying, but unfortunately this just knocked him down into the sewer.

Despite years of relentless searching, I still haven't found this subhuman thief or my gold ingots. This is why I hate poor people so much, Kiljan.

I wonder what is the purpose of Australians

To defeat the English in cricket, obviously.

[catintheoven]

the poor can be dreadfuly tedious cant they

[Kiljan Arslan]

Well as I was being carried to work one morning in my solid gold sedan chair, my solid platinum, diamond-encrusted briefcase fell open. Unfortunately, this resulted in some gold ingots falling out onto the road!

Suddenly, a spry, filthy man came out of the the sewer. He moved on all four limbs, but not like a dog--the movements were reminiscent of a spider. His skin was deathly pale but deeply encrusted with filth. His appearance was reminiscent of Gollum.

He scurried forward with great haste and grabbed MY gold ingots! He started running off. My many servants were of no help, as they were laboring under the load of my massive sedan chair. I jumped off and began to give chase, but my emerald and ruby encrusted white tiger fur cape slowed me down tremendously. I was able to hit him in the back of the head with a diamond studded jade mace I happened to be carrying, but unfortunately this just knocked him down into the sewer.

Despite years of relentless searching, I still haven't found this subhuman thief or my gold ingots. This is why I hate poor people so much, Kiljan.


To defeat the English in cricket, obviously.

HA HA HA

[iudas]

Well as I was being carried to work one morning in my solid gold sedan chair, my solid platinum, diamond-encrusted briefcase fell open. Unfortunately, this resulted in some gold ingots falling out onto the road!

Suddenly, a spry, filthy man came out of the the sewer. He moved on all four limbs, but not like a dog--the movements were reminiscent of a spider. His skin was deathly pale but deeply encrusted with filth. His appearance was reminiscent of Gollum.

He scurried forward with great haste and grabbed MY gold ingots! He started running off. My many servants were of no help, as they were laboring under the load of my massive sedan chair. I jumped off and began to give chase, but my emerald and ruby encrusted white tiger fur cape slowed me down tremendously. I was able to hit him in the back of the head with a diamond studded jade mace I happened to be carrying, but unfortunately this just knocked him down into the sewer.

Despite years of relentless searching, I still haven't found this subhuman thief or my gold ingots. This is why I hate poor people so much, Kiljan.

Brilliant. Just... brilliant. I have no words.

[Jubal_Barca]

Just a thread for idle wonderings:

-I wonder what the first word out of George Bush's mouth would be if his Vice President just told him he had been impeache

I think, "Just goes to show how much I know" would be a good candidate...

-I wonder what the first words out of a Aircraft Carrier captain's mouth would be if his ship had just got hit by a barrage of 9 16in shells

"OH ****" strike you as a possibility?

I wonder why people wonder about these things instead of just going and finding out about them?

[H_man]

I wonder what I would do for a Klondike Bar

I wonder what will happen when Chuck Norris dies.

I wonder if the universe was created by humans from the future.

[Jubal_Barca]

I wonder what will happen when Chuck Norris dies.

He won't.

[Real]

I wonder why do I wonder...

[~Beren~]

I wonder if I'll ever be successful in life

I wonder why I can't stop thinking about Alizée. (Wait...now I remember)

I wonder why life has no cheat codes

I wonder why I hear voices in my head

I wonder why I'm starting to have kids I don't know about

I wonder if the 666 signs I see everyday are just coincidence

[Jimexander the Mighty]

I wonder what will happen when Chuck Norris dies.

BLASPHEMY! YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY GOD'S DEMISE!!!! QUICK, MAKE HIM WATCH RE-RUNS OF WALKER TEXAS RANGER UNTIL HE HAS SEEN THE TRUE LIGHT!!!!!!

[~Beren~]

BLASPHEMY! YOU DARE SPEAK OF MY GOD'S DEMISE!!!! QUICK, MAKE HIM WATCH RE-RUNS OF WALKER TEXAS RANGER UNTIL HE HAS SEEN THE TRUE LIGHT!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny you should say that, I'm watching it right now.

[therussian]

I'm surprised that there hasn't been an "I wonder if God exists" yet.

[Thanatos]

I wonder why the Super Pope is so spammy.
I wonder why the Longfellow translation of Dante's Divine Comedy is so good.


Sorry, I'm tired. That was all I could come up with as of right now.

[sdjenkyn]

• I wonder if Christians can be converted to Islam?
• I wonder if Islam can be convinced of atheism ?
• I wonder if Europe would make a nice vassal state for America?
• I wonder if high speed internet will ever be truly high speed?
• I wonder if Africa will exist in another 100 years ?
• I wonder if the insane are actually the lucky ones?
• I wonder if I still have a cold beer in the fridge ?
• I wonder if I'll get up and check on that cold beer ?
• OOPS , almost forgot. I wonder if Eric is still beating up Emo's?

[Seleucus I Nicator]

- I wonder what happens after death.
- I wonder exactly how big existance is, if it is infinite or finite.
- I wonder what non-existance is lke (if there is any).

[Gary88]

I wonder why I hear voices in my head

as opossed to where, hearing voices in your legs?

i wonder where the **** all my plectrums go

i wonder why women are so illogical yet still win the argument

i wonder why there are 24 hours in a day (as in why choose 60 minutes for a hour)

[~Beren~]

as opossed to where, hearing voices in your legs?

Legs? I don't get it.

[therussian]

as opossed to where, hearing voices in your legs?

Johnny Carr, was it?