Futurama Quotes

[Cúchulainn]

Scruffy the janitor

[The Mongol]

Man if Comedy central gets Futurama, then gets Late night with Conan O'brien and Saturday night live again they would straight own the TV

SNL is terrible nowadays.

The other two however, rock.

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

meh they only used to play the older SNL anyways.

[Libertine]

No one has mentioned the greatest line yet?!?

"YOU WIN AGAIN GRAVITY!"

[Zodiac]

Here Is my favorite Moment I Futurama

[Zodiac]

Please Delete

[Maraxus]

"The Dave Mathews Band Does not rock."

[Chaigidel]

scruffy gonna die as scruffy lived

[Slaxx Hatmen]

Adviser: "Should we open fire on them Mr.President?"

Neutral Planet President: "All I know is my gut says maybe."

/\-One of the best quotes on that show!

[Da Skinna]

Soldier: "This is the worst part... the calm before the battle."
Fry: "And then the battle's not so bad?"
Soldier: "Oh right, I forgot about the battle..." *shrieks*

[Drexxus Maximus]

Zap: "Kif, I have made it with a woman, inform the men."

[Hookah Smoking Caterpiller]

Neutral planet adviser: "its a beige alert! what should we do sir?"
Neutral planet President: "if i don't make it, tell my wife 'hello'"

[shadepanther]

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

Clyde Smith: [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
[wins again]
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!

Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
[unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]
Clyde Smith: No!
[turns to a woman sitting next to him]
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
[the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!


Bender: Saw it coming.


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Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson.

Zapp: Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Kif: Ugh...”Sexlexia".

[RZZZA]

Soldier: "This is the worst part... the calm before the battle."
Fry: "And then the battle's not so bad?"
Soldier: "Oh right, I forgot about the battle..." *shrieks*

hehehe, thats one of my favs, i had it in my sig for a while...

[Da Skinna]

Lol, I was actually watching a couple episodes on TV Links when I found this thread... that quote was familiar when I was typing it, like I've seen it written before, prolly what you're talking about BPT.

That show I never really paid much attention to, but now that I watch it, a lot, I notice it's so much better than the Simpsons, really funny stuff. Especially love Zoidberg.

[RZZZA]

Yeah its a really smart show.

I also love the quote from that very same episode that goes like this

Zap Branigan: The key to battle is the element of surprise...Surprise!
*presses lever that dumps his troops onto enemy territory without warning*

[Hookah Smoking Caterpiller]

Futurama has a far superior setting and charachters than the simpsons.

in the simpsons the main charachter is Homer and all the laughs are based around his antics, and the setting constrains them to 'real' world. whereas in futurama diffrent charachters are individually funny and the setting alows them to do viturally anything.

[The Super Pope]

Zoidberg- "One art please"
Posh old lady - "What an excellent impression of a poor person pretending to be rich. How much are those placemats?"

[MasterInquisitor]

If I can remember it off by heart...me and my friend used to sing it in our graphics lessons.

When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town,
There was a foot and a half of water,
Everyone was alright but I cried all night,
It blew my alphabet blocks out of order.

And they said, "This boy's born to be a bureaucrat,
Born to be all obsessive and snotty,"
I made my friends and relations file long applications,
To get into my 10th birthday party.

But something changed when my man turned pro.
I was sortin' but I wasn't smilin'.
He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks.
It's supposed to be about the filing! People!

We didn't choose to be bureaucrats,
No, that's what almighty Jah made us,
We treat people like swine,
And make 'em stand in line,
Even if nobody paid us!

They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats,
They say we're anal, compulsive and weird,
But when push comes to shove,
You gotta do what you love,
Even if it's not a good idea.
Zoidberg!

They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon.
They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter.
They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye.
I am Bender. Please insert girder.

Everybody sing Jamaica!
Jamaica!
Just the bureaucrats, Jamaica!
Jamaica!
The grade 19's!
Jamaica.

Sing me home!
When push comes to shove,
You gotta do what you love,
Even if it's not a good idea

[Hookah Smoking Caterpiller]

the lyrics are in the wiki