British Counselling Service adds staff to help kids damaged by the last Potter book.

[Gary88]

jesus ****ing christ, this is like when take that split up and the samaritans had to set up a special line...


besides i read t and i dont need counseling, sure i'm 18 but 8 year olds are tough these days...



i saw a girl my age (dressed like a witch) who had been qeueing outside a bookshop in london for 2 days and she was saying it had been a big part of her life talking about it with friends and 'what would [she] do now' and then the reporter said 'but she wont be alone...' and i was just thinking, she will be, she will be alone and friendless when she dies...harsh but true

[Lord Condormanius]

Wow! I thought things like this only happened in America.

What better way to teach these kids about death than by lining all harry potter fans up, and shooting them in the face with a magnum?

I cant think of a better learning experience.

Well, I suppose that would work...but a magnum to the face? It makes me think of Martin Scorsese's character's monologue in Taxi Driver.

[Thanatos]

Wow! I thought things like this only happened in America.

Oy! What's that supposed to mean, huh?!

[Lord Condormanius]

Oy! What's that supposed to mean, huh?!

It's supposed to mean that I thought that the United States was the only country that tries to coddle when it should be giving a kick in the ass and saying, "Hey, Kid, grow up. It's only a book."

[Serious Spamurai]

Waste of time, this place has gone downhill since 1918. If "ickle chiwdren" can't handle someone in a book dying they're unlikely to contribute anything to society. I think the penultimate book should've been titled "Harry Potter & the Spanish Inquisition's Torture Chamber" and the final book should've been called "Harry Potter, the Faggot and the Stake" here's some excerpts from this book:

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[Libertine]

omg its only a book why the ******* are they hireing staff in childline,
omg england has gone realy :wub: up omfg

it not even a real person,
I would u be tramatised if my grandad walked in in frount of my car and i ran him over,
but not from reading a f ing book

what the ****** is happing to engand,
they used to be cold blooded basterds who would shoot u on the spot if u talked in irish to them

sorry im going on a bit

It's ok, you don't have to repress these thoughts. Yes, we where ****s but we where ****s with Attitude.

[Justinian]

they used to be cold blooded basterds who would shoot u on the spot if u talked in irish to them

Now they're sensitive bastards who cry at the events of a children's book and don't even have the balls to hold on to their empire ... oh, WHERE is the middle ground?

[Cluny the Scourge]

When I was 11 I was reading ****ed up horror books full of rape and murder, and when I was 9 my parents let me watch the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. I turned out just fine. Of course there were all those years on anti-depressants...hmmm...I haven't about it quite like that before.

What better way to teach these kids about death than by lining all harry potter fans up, and shooting them in the face with a magnum?

I cant think of a better learning experience.

Anti-Potterism is neither original nor does it make you a big man, Rzz.

[ProneStar!]

i cant believe people get so worked up over the potter books. They arent even that good, most people are just "omgzorz wtfbbq i canz red dis!"
Its just a shame so many people flock to these mediocre books, and not ones that are actually well written with a great story etc. This book is celebrated because its easy access reading, nothing more. oh well

[Angmar_nite]

Okay, I would get a tad depressed if I was playing a video game or reading a book that I was heavily into, because I was enjoying it so much, and one of my favorite characters died.

But counseling? Come, now. Seriously.

Ehh that's pretty much how I felt about the books. Not really depressed as much as "oh well, nice while it lasted," though. Also how I felt when AOE3 came out.

[Thanatos]

I mean, when Aeris died, I was unhappy, but I got over that pretty quick.