Arrrrrghhh!!!!
Da Captain be retoornin' frum hoigh adventure on dar hoigh sea's!! Chock full o' murmaids, keelhaulin' an' cabin boys wi' bleedin' bums!!!!
Whot's goin' on 'ere at thar TWC wi' awe yoos stinky skullduggerous skallawags?!?!
Whar be evuryboody? Whar be awe da ol' farts? Whar be oor honoorable dicatoor Oi Em Bee Tirty Noine?
An foinally: Whar be thar grog an' dem dar buxom floxies?!?
YAR-HAR-HAR!!!! an' YO-HO-HO an' a BOTTLE O' RUM, wi' a thumb in it!!