Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 24

Thread: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

  1. July 26, 2007, 09:45 AM #1
    Osceola
    Osceola is offline
    Osceola's Avatar Protector Domesticus
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Port Richey, Florida
    Posts
    4,660
    2009 Member Award Winner (Osceola History Award)

    Default Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Yeah.. here I'am, a grown man and I'm sitting at here with my cup off coffee. And for some unknown reason.. I just started. I started an absolutely SYMPHONY of fart noises. My favorite being the ear drum shattering mouth on the inner elbow.

    .. And it was fun as hell. I was doing entire little songs with it.. honestly I might have a talent.

    ..Should I be ashamed of myself?
    Team Member <3
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. July 26, 2007, 09:47 AM #2
    STReetSamurai
    STReetSamurai is offline
    STReetSamurai's Avatar Miles
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Paktika Province
    Posts
    312

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    No.

    Simply avoid reproduction.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. July 26, 2007, 09:48 AM #3
    iudas
    iudas is offline
    Praepositus
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    5,144
    Scribe's Quill (Bronze)

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Yes, you should.

    Ask the cap'n; natural fart noises are better.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. July 26, 2007, 10:00 AM #4
    MasterInquisitor
    MasterInquisitor is offline
    MasterInquisitor's Avatar Ordinarius
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Lamberhurst, Kent, UK
    Posts
    763

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    *backs away slowly form the Sword of Cao Cao until she can bolt out of the door*

    Not ashamed as such...but I am definitely disturbed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Noble Savage View Post
    A chomping evil Kentish Giraffe who constantly sings "Four legs good ,two legs bad"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. July 26, 2007, 10:17 AM #5
    Captain Arrrgh!
    Captain Arrrgh! is offline
    Captain Arrrgh!'s Avatar I'z in yer grass
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Skull Island
    Posts
    6,586
    Asterix's Loincloth 2006 Member Award Winner 2008 Member Award Winner

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Whot's tha bloody matter wi' yoo, laddy?!?!
    'as ye gots some kind 'o inferior sphincter ur sumptin?
    Oi've ne'er 'eard o' somebody wi' a handicapped sphincter before. Yoo should try those exercises whot's awoken coma victims use ta wiggle their toes, whot. Start oot slow by clenchin' yer but cheeks and squeezin' oot a tiny little whistler, den steadily expand frum there.
    Oi find it helps if you 'ave a proper, healthy diet o' grog, an' six month old fruit wi' grubs in it.
    Good luck, boyo! 'ere's sum inspiration fer ye's!!!

    *****Spla-Farty-Tart-arrrrrrrt**** ****KA-FARRRTTTT******!!!!!!!!

    .....Uh oh. Moi bum's bleedin' again......
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. July 26, 2007, 11:58 AM #6
    bestantreas
    bestantreas is offline
    bestantreas's Avatar Senator
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Limassol, Cyprus
    Posts
    1,346

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    There's not a problem
    I fart 24hours a day, about 40-50 farts every hour
    So, why should you be ashamed?
    New pics on 24/4/2007
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. July 26, 2007, 12:12 PM #7
    RZZZA
    RZZZA is offline
    RZZZA's Avatar Comes Rei Militaris
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    22,762
    TWC Milestone Award Scribe's Quill (Bronze) 2007 Member Award Winner

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    I just have a problem with people who act like farts are funny.


    Sure, theyre satisfying and disgusting and all, but they arent FUNNY.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. July 26, 2007, 12:25 PM #8
    Seleucus I Nicator
    Seleucus I Nicator is offline
    Seleucus I Nicator's Avatar Campidoctor
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Northern Sweden
    Posts
    1,704

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Nah. It would be pathetic to feel ashame over such a thing. Infact, it is best to not feel ashame over anything at all one does.
    http://www.miydai.com/
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. July 26, 2007, 12:29 PM #9
    MasterInquisitor
    MasterInquisitor is offline
    MasterInquisitor's Avatar Ordinarius
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Lamberhurst, Kent, UK
    Posts
    763

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Arrrgh! View Post
    Whot's tha bloody matter wi' yoo, laddy?!?!
    'as ye gots some kind 'o inferior sphincter ur sumptin?
    Yes. Yes I do. Problem?
    Quote Originally Posted by Noble Savage View Post
    A chomping evil Kentish Giraffe who constantly sings "Four legs good ,two legs bad"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. July 26, 2007, 12:40 PM #10
    RZZZA
    RZZZA is offline
    RZZZA's Avatar Comes Rei Militaris
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    22,762
    TWC Milestone Award Scribe's Quill (Bronze) 2007 Member Award Winner

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?




    morons, or what?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. July 26, 2007, 12:46 PM #11
    Niccolo Machiavelli
    Niccolo Machiavelli is offline
    Niccolo Machiavelli's Avatar ˇEvolución o muerte!
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Posts
    2,015

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Yuck - that was probably one of the most disgusting vids I've ever seen - there hardly anything more off-turning than a farting woman...

    Concerning the OP - well - if it made your day happier, why be ashamed?

    under the patronage of Belisarius
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. July 26, 2007, 12:48 PM #12
    RZZZA
    RZZZA is offline
    RZZZA's Avatar Comes Rei Militaris
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    22,762
    TWC Milestone Award Scribe's Quill (Bronze) 2007 Member Award Winner

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Do you know how many videos of girls farting exist on youtube?


    Far more than I expected
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. July 26, 2007, 12:52 PM #13
    MasterInquisitor
    MasterInquisitor is offline
    MasterInquisitor's Avatar Ordinarius
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Lamberhurst, Kent, UK
    Posts
    763

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    That's what I've been doing wrong!
    Note to self: Don't fart on first dates...
    Quote Originally Posted by Noble Savage View Post
    A chomping evil Kentish Giraffe who constantly sings "Four legs good ,two legs bad"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. July 26, 2007, 12:53 PM #14
    RZZZA
    RZZZA is offline
    RZZZA's Avatar Comes Rei Militaris
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    22,762
    TWC Milestone Award Scribe's Quill (Bronze) 2007 Member Award Winner

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Theres something really retarded about two girls taking turns farting in eachothers face, and then giggling about it...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. July 26, 2007, 12:58 PM #15
    MasterInquisitor
    MasterInquisitor is offline
    MasterInquisitor's Avatar Ordinarius
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Lamberhurst, Kent, UK
    Posts
    763

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Yeah, it is pretty disgusting.
    Quote Originally Posted by Noble Savage View Post
    A chomping evil Kentish Giraffe who constantly sings "Four legs good ,two legs bad"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. July 26, 2007, 01:07 PM #16
    RZZZA
    RZZZA is offline
    RZZZA's Avatar Comes Rei Militaris
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    22,762
    TWC Milestone Award Scribe's Quill (Bronze) 2007 Member Award Winner

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    aw thats nothing, I have a much more digusting video on memory

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



    View at your own risk.


    Not all farts are funny, but this one made me cackle
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. July 26, 2007, 01:42 PM #17
    MasterInquisitor
    MasterInquisitor is offline
    MasterInquisitor's Avatar Ordinarius
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Lamberhurst, Kent, UK
    Posts
    763

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    So...wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by Noble Savage View Post
    A chomping evil Kentish Giraffe who constantly sings "Four legs good ,two legs bad"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. July 26, 2007, 01:45 PM #18
    The Super Pope
    The Super Pope is offline
    Indefinitely Banned
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Vatican City
    Posts
    4,755

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sword of Cao Cao View Post
    Yeah.. here I'am, a grown man and I'm sitting at here with my cup off coffee. And for some unknown reason.. I just started. I started an absolutely SYMPHONY of fart noises. My favorite being the ear drum shattering mouth on the inner elbow.

    .. And it was fun as hell. I was doing entire little songs with it.. honestly I might have a talent.

    ..Should I be ashamed of myself?
    Take a gun into the next room. I'll send someone to bury you in half an hour
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. July 26, 2007, 01:49 PM #19
    RZZZA
    RZZZA is offline
    RZZZA's Avatar Comes Rei Militaris
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Posts
    22,762
    TWC Milestone Award Scribe's Quill (Bronze) 2007 Member Award Winner

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    He loves it though, its like sustenence to him.


    What an undignified position to find yourself to be in, loving the smell of somebody elses farts...That would have to be the ultimate lowpoint in a persons life that I can imagine, just to one day find yourself with your nose buried in somebody elses hole awaiting eagerly for them to fart?

    "Boy oh boy, here it comes!"

    Man, people are the weirdest creature on the planet.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. July 26, 2007, 04:47 PM #20
    J@mes
    J@mes is offline
    The Departed
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    2,251
    TWC University Professor

    Default Re: Should I be ashamed of the fact I just spent a good 15 mniutes making fart noises?

    -BulletproofTurban- that video is wrong!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules