Bible action figures hitting the US!!!

[Angmar_nite]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6916287.stm

Not really sure what to say... But who would win? Goliath or your Goku action figure.

[Gary88]

i must have bible action figures...i MUST



ps, this is just an attempt to brainwash kids into religion through marketing. aka project stop worshiping mcdonalds and start worshiping jesus

[Ghoulem]

Can't wait to see Samson kick Actionman's ass, punch down Ken and drive away with nude barbie, that slut.

[Enemy of the State]

They should create action figures for all religions. Then prophets of all religions can fight to the death! And the one that emerges will be declared the one true prophet

[Lykaor]

I want a Odin action figure.

[boofhead]

i must have bible action figures...i MUST



ps, this is just an attempt to brainwash kids into religion through marketing. aka project stop worshiping mcdonalds and start worshiping jesus

Goku and Bird-man and Spider-Fairy are also projects to brainwash kids into capitalist, frivolous and ultimately meaningless McDonaldism.

I think it's a great idea, and funny. But I don't know how the Mohammedans would react if their guy was represented........... They might start worshipping that sword wielding action-figure/plastic multi-jointed idol against their will!

And what special equipment or power would Jesus have with which to do battle with Skeletor? I am unsure - maybe a raised hand and a smile?

[Gary88]

And what special equipment or power would Jesus have with which to do battle with Skeletor? I am unsure - maybe a raised hand and a smile?

he grosses out enemies by repeatedly putting his finger through the nail holes in his wrists

[Juggernaut]

Jesus Christ action figure with walk-on-water action anyone?

[Enemy of the State]

Put your limited edition Jesus action figure into a cup of water and watch as it turns into wine! Amazing! For only 29.99$.

Not actual wine, not safe to drink.

[issues]

Jesus vs Mohammed, the most epic battle ever take place in your living room! Get them now!

[Black Hawk]

Looks like a Hercules doll, I thought Jesus was a skinny guy, why did they make him so strong?

Jesus Powers



Coming soon from the people that brought you Jesus action figures, Islamic Barbie

[LeonidasOfSparta]

lol...these are awesome

Leonidas

[issues]

Goku would still pwn Jesus. I mean, Jesus can walk on water and turn water into wine but can he do the kamehameha attack? I don't think so! Suckers!

[mightyfenrir]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6916287.stm

Not really sure what to say... But who would win? Goliath or your Goku action figure.

Goliath, no question, because Dragonball Z is by far the worst Japanese animation product and it's disgusting to see kids toting it as the best Japanese animation in America while sitting there saying "oh I love anime" when all they've seen is the equivalent of the Gobots of anime.

I want a Odin action figure.

I want one, complete with Huggin and Munnin

That is one enormous christ... That must be where those twelve years of life omitted from the bible were spent; Goldstein's Gym.

i must have bible action figures...i MUST



ps, this is just an attempt to brainwash kids into religion through marketing. aka project stop worshiping mcdonalds and start worshiping jesus

Just as long as they don't resort to this:

[Gary88]

anyone else noticing how white bred american jesus looks as oposed to middle eastern arab/jew

[ProneStar!]

my thoughts.......... stupid fanatics

[Dayman]

Jesus Christ, converting a the faithless by kicking ass and taking names

THOU SHALT BUY THIS FIGURE.

*2 AA Batteries not included.

anyone else noticing how white bred american jesus looks as oposed to middle eastern arab/jew

He looks more like Chuck Norris.

[Thanatos]

Reminds me of this:

[Kiljan Arslan]

This is News? I remember My chuch had some like 14 years ago whicdh they would use sometimes to keep us listening is Nuday school what makes these different to those?

What dose David have a "Power Swing"

Dose Samson have a button which makes him swing the jaw bone arond?

[Thanatos]

What's next?

Old Testament: TOTAL WAR.