21 Things you can only get away with when saying it at Christmas ...

**IndianPrince** · July 30, 2007, 04:06 PM

21 Things you can only get away with when saying it at Christmas ...

1) I prefer breasts to legs
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3) Smother the butter all over the breasts
4) If i dont undo my trousers i'll burst
5) I've never seen a better spread
6) I'm in the mood for a lil dark meat
7) Are you ready for seconds yet ?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10) Dont play with your meat
11) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go
12) I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time
13) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?
14) You still have a bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you put it in
16) You'll know when its ready when it pops
17) Just pull the end & wait for the bang
18) Thats the biggest bird i've ever had
19) I'm so full, i've been gobbling nuts all morning
20) Wow, i didn't think i could handle all that & still want more !
21) I do like a good stuffing

HE HE HE HE HE HE HE ... I feel unclean

Prince

**Kamos** · July 30, 2007, 04:19 PM

No thats all pretty standard talk if were having Chicken or Turkey on my Mothers side of the family.

**Thanatos** · July 30, 2007, 04:27 PM

It's more like Thanksgiving than anything...

**The Good** · July 30, 2007, 04:46 PM

Thanksgiving? Yes, Christmas? Yes, if you have a dinner like Thanksgiving, although some people don't.

**~~The Super Pope~~** · July 31, 2007, 06:11 AM

What the buggering hell is thanksgiving?

**Gary88** · July 31, 2007, 06:15 AM

to all americans because we dont do thanksgiving, we have all the food you have at thanksgiving on christmas day. its been explained to me that americans have food on thanksgiving presents on christmas and booze on new years....we just have it all on christmas day

**MasterInquisitor** · July 31, 2007, 06:30 AM

It's an excuse for the Americans to have another party.

You eat Turkey. And give thanks. For...things.

**iudas** · July 31, 2007, 06:40 AM

They eat a country?

BTW, nice list. Although some are too subtle to be funny.

**MasterInquisitor** · July 31, 2007, 06:50 AM

That reminds me of a poem we had to learn in Geography...
When Austria was Hungary, it took a little Turkey, dipped it in Greece, while the big boot of Italy kicked little Sicily into the middle of the Mediterranean sea.

And this thread has made me hungry and I can't eat for another half-hour!

**ProneStar!** · July 31, 2007, 07:30 AM

**~~The Super Pope~~** · July 31, 2007, 07:58 AM

WHY DO PICTURES OF CATS TURN UP EVERYWHERE ON THIS FORUM!!!!

**Enemy of the State** · July 31, 2007, 08:30 AM

ProneStar seems to like using them instead of posts, even if they don't really relate to the topic.

Makes me hungry.

**ProneStar!** · July 31, 2007, 12:03 PM

1. lolcats are hilarious
2. i spread the funny
3. im bored at work
4. i mostly use them in reference to the thread.... like the i lold cat

you know you love it

**Thanatos** · July 31, 2007, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by The Super Pope

WHY DO PICTURES OF CATS TURN UP EVERYWHERE ON THIS FORUM!!!!

Yeah, you're jealous that he's stealing your attention, eh, Super Pope?

But that's amazing. I knew that only Americans had Thanksgiving, but you Europeans just go all out and stuff yourselves up, eh?

**][Xyphos][ - Lee** · July 31, 2007, 12:33 PM

lol nice list

**Roshak** · July 31, 2007, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by The Super Pope

WHY DO PICTURES OF CATS TURN UP EVERYWHERE ON THIS FORUM!!!!

Apparently there's more cat lovers than dog lovers.

And yeah that sounds more like Thanksgiving than Christmas.

Thanksgiving is a holiday which we Americans feast and remember the only good and peaceful time we had with the Native Americans.