21 Things you can only get away with when saying it at Christmas ...
1) I prefer breasts to legs
2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3) Smother the butter all over the breasts
4) If i dont undo my trousers i'll burst
5) I've never seen a better spread
6) I'm in the mood for a lil dark meat
7) Are you ready for seconds yet ?
8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?
9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10) Dont play with your meat
11) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go
12) I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time
13) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?
14) You still have a bit on your chin.
15) How long will it take after you put it in
16) You'll know when its ready when it pops
17) Just pull the end & wait for the bang
18) Thats the biggest bird i've ever had
19) I'm so full, i've been gobbling nuts all morning
20) Wow, i didn't think i could handle all that & still want more !
21) I do like a good stuffing
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE ... I feel unclean
Prince