Favourite dialogue from computer games

**Cluny the Scourge** · July 30, 2007, 07:09 PM

Striking or favoured lines from computer games that have lingered in your memory?

Christof Romauld - Vampire: The Masquerade - Redemption:

"Stand, sir - or you would you arrive in Hell squatting upon thy arse?!"

Sarevok - Baldur's Gate 1

"Killing is our father's work; embrace it as I have!"

**NaptownKnight** · July 30, 2007, 07:51 PM

What are you waiting for, Christmas?
Duke Nukem FTW!!!!!!!!!!

**boofhead** · July 30, 2007, 07:56 PM

We're under attack!!!!! - RTW (

) aka stating the bleeding obvious.

**VOP2288** · July 30, 2007, 08:39 PM

"Where you want me go? Who you want me kill?"
- Witch doctor unit from Warcraft 3

"Move it! This isn't your aunt Fanny's dance!"
- Call of Duty

"Mmmm....yeah....uhhh"
- Sam from original Splinter Cell (when you apply medkits)

*more to come*

**the_mango55** · July 30, 2007, 11:44 PM

Anything by HK-47

Player: I don't think "killee" is a word...
HK-47: Exclamation: Damn it, Master! I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!

[talking about a Jawa]
HK-47: Analysis: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
Player: And the other 2 percent?
HK-47: Explanation: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble and needs to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

**Enemy of the State** · July 31, 2007, 02:20 AM

You are not prepared!
-Illidan in World Of Warcraft

I always wanted to start my own cult, so i did.
-Kel'Thuzad in Warcraft III

I come in pieces
-Abomination's in Warcraft III

**LeonidasOfSparta** · July 31, 2007, 02:26 AM

KILL THE MUTANT, BURN THE HERETIC , PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

DREADGOHNOUT , WARHAMMER 40000K DAWN OF WAR

THE EMPEROR KNOWS , THE EMPEROR IS WATCHING!

WARHAMMER 40000K DAWN OF WAR

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER , HIDE IT WELL.

LIBRARIAN , WARHAMMER 40000K DAWN OF WAR

MORE WILL COME SOON!

LEONIDAS

**Captain Arrrgh!** · July 31, 2007, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by LeonidasOfSparta

KILL THE MUTANT, BURN THE HERETIC , PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

DREADGOHNOUT , WARHAMMER 40000K DAWN OF WAR

THE EMPEROR KNOWS , THE EMPEROR IS WATCHING!

WARHAMMER 40000K DAWN OF WAR

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER , HIDE IT WELL.

LIBRARIAN , WARHAMMER 40000K DAWN OF WAR

Aye the DoW quotes were dramatic, very suitable to the gameplay and Warhammer universe. Here be tha Captain's

"It's time to kick A@@ and chew bubblegum - and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-Duke Nukem.
"The enemy king flees the field like a spavined nag!"
-The advisor from Medieval Total War 1. None of the TW games can beat original Medieval's music or battle announcements.

**LeonidasOfSparta** · July 31, 2007, 02:45 AM

YES INDEED QUOTES ARE GREAT! I LOVED DOW IF NOTHING BUT FOR ITS FAMOUS SPEECHES AND THINGS LIKE '' BZRN THE HERETIC...''

LEONIDAS

**LeonidasOfSparta** · July 31, 2007, 02:57 AM

AN OPEN MIND IS LIKE FORTRESS WITH IT'S GATES UNNBARED AND UNGUARDED!

LIBRARIAN , WARHAMMER 40000K DAWN OF WAR

LoL he can tell that creatures disqust him....wtf look at him...

more to come

Leonidas

**Darkragnar** · July 31, 2007, 03:07 AM

L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?-SHODAN

**LeonidasOfSparta** · July 31, 2007, 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by Darkragnar

L-l-look at you, hacker. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?-SHODAN

lol

Leonidas

**LeonidasOfSparta** · July 31, 2007, 03:14 AM

LOOK MA , I'M A LUMBERJACK!

SERIOUS SAM : THE SECOND ENCOUNTER , WHEN SAM GOTS CHAINSAW

THERE YOU GO!

Leonidas

**Giorgos** · July 31, 2007, 08:53 AM

Quotes from Baldur's Gate 2

"I would hate beeing forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar. It is not right." -Minsc

Cat- has nothing to say to you.

"You point, I punch!" -Minsc

"Must... get aid soon... Boo is too young to have to avenge me." -Minsc

"Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!" -Minsc

"Minsc- Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles! Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!"

"No! Boo is NOT for eating! Boo is mighty and wise and probably quite stringy. Er, and he is my companion!" -Minsc

"Something must be done, Tanamoril! We must find this evil wizard! All that is goodness cries out for this! Even little Boo, although he cannot cry out quite so loudly." -Minsc

"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! YEAAAAAAARGH!" -Minsc

"Come, we must press on against the tide of naughtiness. Mind your step." -Minsc

"We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish, but a man and his hamster that tear evil limb from limb? That's scary!" -Minsc

"Terrible hamster justice will be wreaked upon you!! GO FOR THE EYES, BOO, GO---" -Minsc

"So why can't this nasty beholder go and get this rod on his own? I'll tell you why. It's likely trapped three ways from Sunday, that's what. Good thing you've got me along, Tanamoril. Smart thinking on your part. You'll go far, you know. Farther, maybe, than cousin Bifflechips... although he was flung by a catapult, so I suppose it doesn't really count." -Jan

"I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!" -Minsc (doing away with Irenicus...for good)

"Keldorn- Ones must maintain constant dicipline and remember the four principles of virture...that is my motto and everlasting burden.
Jan- Virtue, eh knighty?
Keldorn- Indeed, little one. 'Tis not virtuous to refer to me as 'knighty.'
Jan- Another human with his shorts in a knot. But I digress. Anyway, Keldy, my mother wrote a book on virtue.
Keldorn- Did she?
Jan- Oh, yes. A book on the virtues of erotic love. "Sins of the Flesh Golem," it was called. Excellent sales in the paladin's spouse market.
Keldorn- A wholly inappropriate jest, Jan. You should be ashamed.
Jan- It is no jest. I'll send you a copy, if your wife does not already have one.
Keldorn- Never speak of my wife, gnome. Your lack of respect is appalling.
Jan- Ah, now I see. One of THOSE.
Keldorn- It is not your place to judge my affairs. You must learn to respect your leaders.
Jan- I do respect my leaders. This has nothing to do with them. This reminds me of the chapter where the paladin first makes passionate love to the flesh golem. What a beautiful scene...
Keldorn- Begone, gnome, lest my honor demand I perform acts that you shall regret.
Jan- 'Fleshy, honey,' the paladin said. 'Yes, baby?' said the golem..."

**the_mango55** · July 31, 2007, 09:55 AM

Ah yes, Minsc is my other favorite, besides HK-47. I once made a Minsc and Boo appreciation thread at another forum.

**Kamos** · July 31, 2007, 01:44 PM

The Elder Scrolls universe always has interesting people.
"It is good the people wear clothing. M'Aiq wears clothing. Who would
want to see M'Aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad"
"Feet are for walking. Hands are for hitting. Or shaking. Or waving.
Sometimes for clapping."
"M'Aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly,
he does not."
My favorites of M'Aiq the Liar.

**Cyrus the Virus** · July 31, 2007, 02:04 PM

From Max Payne and the sequel, there's many to choose from

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

**IronBrig4** · July 31, 2007, 05:39 PM

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

"What's the penalty for necrophilia in this town? I'm just wondering."

Neverwinter Nights 2

"Prejudiced? I'm not prejudiced! By the Nine Hells, I even travel with a back-stabbing Tiefling of all things, and you know how her kind are!" ~ Khelgar Ironfist

Deus Ex

JC: "I know your UNATCO killphrase: Laputan machine."
Gunther: "I am not a mach-..."
JC: "Sticks and stones."
*BOOM*