Gender Demographics of TWC

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Ahhh an ass-man...

C to tha B!!!!!
Hey! Guess whot? Oi've becum a wuman!!! Feel free ta rip ma bodice open, part that thatch o' matted hair, an' paw at ma boobies!!!!
.....But don't objectifoy me...
If yoo's all be arse people then, watch oot!! Cus Captain Arrrgh!ina 'as an arse dat'll blow yer minds!!! Complete wi' dingleberries, barnacle pimples, bloo veins, an' enough hair dat yoos'll ne'er 'ave ta floss yer teeth ever again!!!
Stand in loine, stand in loine!!! Only wun person at a toime in tha Captain's Cabin!!!
**PHARTY-TART-FART!!!!!**
.....But don't be objectifoyin' me, ur Oi'll cut off yer tweeters!!
P.S. + Rep fer C to tha B, just cus Oi've not seen yer barbarian hide in ages!

[MasterInquisitor]

I'll be on the door, collecting payments then

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

C to tha B!!!!!
Hey! Guess whot? Oi've becum a wuman!!! Feel free ta rip ma bodice open, part that thatch o' matted hair, an' paw at ma boobies!!!!

Interesting offer...post or pre op may I ask?

[RZZZA]

Arrrgh, come on man with the pink type, I cant read anything you say.

Its bad enough my monitor has a perma-purple glow to it now, I need people using pink font like a snowman needs salt sprinkled on his head.

[MasterInquisitor]

I'd translate for you, but I don't have a PhD in Pirate.

[Kiljan Arslan]

Now I see why there are so few girls on here because far too many of us talk about what kind of girl we'd want to anil.

[RZZZA]

Now I see why there are so few girls on here because far too many of us talk about what kind of girl we'd want to anil.

puh-leeze, if that scares them away then good riddance


We're talking about girls as if they were deer.

"Shhhh! dont talk so loud, you'll scare them away. NOO! dont sit downwind, they can smell your stink and they'll never wanna come here again!"



Who wants a finicky, picky girl like that anyway?

[Nerwen Carnesîr]

oh



We must really be unclucky to get the one female in the world, who is a lesbian, but nonetheless hates looking at and talking about other girls. boggles the mind, really....

I still like and value you both as my TWC peers but...I jsut dont identify with your prude-ish views on sex.

You misunderstand me. I do not dislike "looking at and talking about other girls"

What I do dislike, however, is watching early-teen boys posting about how they have such nice "Titties!!11" and what they wouldn't give to have sex with them.

[RZZZA]

lol, ok, its fine if you dont like something but...c'mon, I hear girls talk the same exact way about guys. Theyll comment on what a nice *blank* he has, and what they want to do with it.

Its not just a early-teen guy thing, it seems like a people thing.

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

lol, ok, its fine if you dont like something but...c'mon, I hear girls talk the same exact way about guys. Theyll comment on what a nice *blank* he has, and what they want to do with it.

Really? What kind of sluts are you peeping on?

[RZZZA]

just the average girl next door, everyone is a slut and a freak nowadays, just not everybody is so open about the truth.

[-Conan the Barbarian-]

You aren't confusing porn with reality are you?

[RZZZA]

I get the feeling that the majority of the girls look at porn, and then wish that that was what their life was like.


If only I had a *blank* that big,
if only someone *blanked* me that good
if only if only if only...im horny

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Well *hmmph!!!* Oi'm not dat kind o' girl!!!

[RZZZA]

you ain't any kind of girl

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Well, Oi've ne'er been so insultamated in awe me loife! Oi'm goin' off ta 'ave a cry, eat chocolate, an' listen ta Kenny G! Yoo be a crool, crool man, Turban!
**sniff** **sniff**

[MattErickson]

I've never heard any girl talk like that.. maybe amongst themselves but I kinda doubt that a bit still.....

[RZZZA]

Well, Oi've ne'er been so insultamated in awe me loife! Oi'm goin' off ta 'ave a cry, eat chocolate, an' listen ta Kenny G! Yoo be a crool, crool man, Turban!
**sniff** **sniff**

Aww, I'm sorry, I didnt mean it, youre a beautiful young lass. thar thar captain arrrgh, thar thar....arrrgh.

I've never heard any girl talk like that.. maybe amongst themselves but I kinda doubt that a bit still.....

ask most any girl (that you know) and she'll readily tell you that girls think about sex almost as much as guys do.

[MattErickson]

I didn't say they didn't think about sex as much as guys do. I know girls that think that way and are sex-driven *ahem* sluts* just that they don't talk about it as openly as guys or even at all. That's all.

[RZZZA]

Well I can direct you to a site where the girls are lustful and foulmouthed that way but it'll have to be via pm because there's sexual content.

Y'know how they say...a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.