Gender Demographics of TWC

[Mathias]

Try and guess which gender I am.





Hint: I have a penis.

[Angmar_nite]

Transvestite then.

[IndianPrince]

Transvestite then.

ROFL ... That was a good one

Prince

[Angmar_nite]

7 GALS!!!!

Hmm only Inquisitor has posted though.

[MasterInquisitor]

I keep telling you the others are gender confused.

[Tony83]

Gender confused!

Rumour has it that Captain Arghhh!, who has already had his beard plaited and been seen using blusher and moisturising cream, now wishes to be known as Captain Arghhhina!

[Angmar_nite]

NO THEY AREN'T I tell you Masterinquisitor here just wants a monopoly on the business.

edit: That didn't come out right... The business of being a girl I mean.

[Tony83]

Pressed da wrong button!

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Da oother goils can go powder deir noses!
It be common knoowledge dad evurybody cums 'ere ta chat wi' Captain Arrrrgh!ina 'an partake o' moi wumanly charms!!!!
**FART-ART-KA-TARTTTTT!!!**
Whoopsie (blush) Dat be an accident.

***FARRRRRRTTTT!!!!***
....dat wusn't.

[MasterInquisitor]

I have to powder my nose...I get paranoid about shine. And my chin.

I could have a monopoly on the gender confused...*hatches plan*

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Roight then, 'ere be tha Captain's secret fer bootiful and lustrous skin, withoot shine.
A bit o' boar's dung, mixed wi' gunpowder an' tha blood o' a freshly killed Spaniard. Mix it up in a wooden bowl, den let it dry after ye rubs it onta yer face. Den peel it off in tha evening. If ye only 'ave wun eye, be careful not ta let any get in tha eye socket o' yer missing eye, it burns like a dastard, so's it do. Also, don't walk aroond Barcelona wi' the blood o' a Spaniard on yer face. I discovered dey don't take too fondly ta that.

Do dis fer aboot....2 years, an' 'presto'!! You'll 'ave a nice, ruddy complexion dat looks like murder!

Dis be a friendly tip betwixt us wumen folk, y'see. Wee lassies needs ta stick tagether. Tee hee!

[MasterInquisitor]

I find that Clean and Clear Deep Cleansing Blackhead scrub does the same, when I can be bothered to use it.

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Dis be tha year 1659...Clean an' Clear 'asn't been invetamated yet.
Anyhoo, they proobably just use boar dung, Spanish blood, and blackpowder as ingredients as well, only dey patented it, whot.

[MasterInquisitor]

And made it blue, too.

[Daovonnaex]

I'm a guy

but sometimes I wear high heels inside

[Tony83]

I think the Cap'n has just put Christian Dior out of business!

And is it true Cap'n, that you're going to market your own perfumes under the brand name "Chanel Anglais!?

[Captain Arrrgh!]

Yar har har! an' Yo ho ho!
Oi get's it!
Channel Anglais = Channel English = English Channel!!!
Bloody witty dat wuz!
Hey, Oi be just like dat wag frum dar Davoonci Code dat deciphers puzzles an' awe dat!
Dar first release o' moi perfoome'll be titled "Eau du Death an' Mayem"Arrrrrghh!!!!

[Angmar_nite]

Hmm if I started talking like a girl, I'd have to be a Chinese one.

"oh, I have to study for the exam on Thursday!" "Then I have to go play tennis and volleyball!" "Then I get to listen about how my dad brags his daughter gets better grades than his friend's son! Imagine that!"

[Daovonnaex]

Hmm if I started talking like a girl, I'd have to be a Chinese one.

"oh, I have to study for the exam on Thursday!" "Then I have to go play tennis and volleyball!" "Then I get to listen about how my dad brags his daughter gets better grades than his friend's son! Imagine that!"

hey great post man

[Tony83]

Hehe - sounds like boys and girls are the same the world over!