There is a *big* difference.
I have boobs.
You do not. You may have moobs, but I wouldn't want to put a baby's face near them.
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Female
Dey even LOOK tha same in tha pirate wurld! All warty, an' bearded!
Da Captain 'as boobers! Dey squirt rum!
Alas....Tha sacroofices Oi must make awe fer tha sake o' entertainment.
No cum 'ere an' gi' Captain Arrrgh!ina a kiss!!!
**BELCH!!!!**
All heroes and heroines should have a boon companion to share life's dangers and those long cold winter nights.
Superman had Jimmy Olsen, Lois Lane and Krypto!
And Cap'n Arrrgh!ina, the gender mobile pirate, is no different. For here I present, in all her finery, Primrose the ...
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Har har! Shiver me timbers and throw the dog a bone.
That's fine. Who shall be his mortal enemy? Serious Samurai?
It has to be a ninja, you know. Or a British sea captain, but I'm more the the former.
Is it just me or did the chart go up 2 for Female?
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Nah, it's going to have to be somebody better.
The other two look like old farts.
Was a bit silly to make the poll private, really.
I presume that to be a mistake, because I have it as well.
Me thinks Moderators or having some fun.
This isn't D&D where you can turn anyone into a girl.
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Oi say, dis dar website be too rough an' masculine!!!! What wi' awe it's storm clouds, an' castles an whot tha whot!!
It be needin' a feminime touch, ta attract more o' us wumen folk!!!
First off, dat castle in tha corner be needin' sum garlands an' ivy haning' frum it's walls....An' perhaps a bit o' Martha Stewart decoratin'. Get rid o' tha storm clouds an' put in a green field wi' a goil ridin' a bicycle, wi' flowers in her baskette.
Also, change awe tha avatars o' tha moderators inta pictures o' David Hasselhoff, Brad Pitt, an' a gay decorator frum a reality show.
Finally, change tha site name ta
Total Feelings Center
Oi be of half a mind ta report dis dar site fer bein' sexist!! Tsk tsk tsk!!!
But we already have a Barbie skin!
Oh dear, it appears you're confused about your gender. It's OK, that's perfectly normal among men your age.
Late mid-life crisis?