Self-castration: Builder loses nuts and bolts

[Roma_Victrix]

My people have been (proudly) cutting their balls off for five thousand years.



Nothing new!

Yeah, except for the fact that castration was still a punishment. More than 2100 years ago China's first great historian, Sima Qian, had his man parts cut off and he was forced to serve as a eunuch under Emperor Wu of Han, merely for making a veiled insult that the emperor did not like. Eunuchs did pretty well for themselves, though, as evidenced by their control of the royal court at various stages of the Han, Tang, and Ming dynasties. Even the famed 15th-century Ming-period Muslim Chinese admiral and Indian-Ocean-explorer Zheng He was a eunuch.

[chris_shelley]

I think he'll be the only one in the history of TWC to reply to that question with "My father's balls".

In the flesh! Lol that did make me giggle haha But it’s all true. I can confirm everyone’s doing well and remarried etc

[Akar]

Well that might be the longest gap between question and response ever.

[Cookiegod]

no bigger than the distance between you and your nuts. GETTIT?! GETTIT? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH???????????????!

that was my post for the week, see you next week.

[Akar]

My perineum is vast.

[Sir Adrian]

But are you exercising it properly at the gym?

[ggggtotalwarrior]

jesus christ TWC posted an article 15 years ago about a trans person self-mutilating and somehow the person involved in the story found it and replied a decade later before finding this site again, remembering their username, and replying agin 5 years after

[Akar]

i dont think twc posts articles

[skh1]

Interesting, is it not, how yesterday's received wisdom constitutes today's hate speech. What ho, tomorrow?

[Akar]

I didn't realize how transphobic the first two pages of this thread were, jesus.

[Roma_Victrix]

I don't see what all the fuss is about. I cut mine off every night and every morning they've grown back. It's like the Titan Prometheus from Greek mythology who has his liver pecked out by a giant eagle sent by the thunder god himself, Zeus. The liver just grows right back on an endless repeat. The horror!

[ggggtotalwarrior]

You don't cut it off every night Roma, I bite it off

[Sir Adrian]

I thought Roma used velcro to reattach them.

[Roma_Victrix]

I thought Roma used velcro to reattach them.

No, that's what Lorena Bobbitt's ex-husband John does before he performs in adult films.

You don't cut it off every night Roma, I bite it off

I thought we agreed we wouldn't let the public know about this? We'll guess what, you breached the strictures of our legal contract and now it's null and void pal. I'll be cutting it off on my own from now on, thank you very much!

[ggggtotalwarrior]

but i like biting peepee

[Akar]

Greg is a mohel at heart.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

dont kink shame me

[Akar]

It's a legitimate job these days.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

How much do you make per hour tho

[skh1]

It's generally piece work.