Ross Kemp ,but he would have to shed a bit of muscle first
The Savage ain't so Noble.
I would play myself, but it was so boring the first time through that a dramatisation of all the "best" parts would probably destroy my soul.
Cluny the Scourge's online Rome: Total War voice-commentated battle videos can be found here: http://uk.youtube.com/profile?user=C...e1&view=videos - View on High Quality only.
Cluny will roast you on a spit in your own juice...