You didn't wish for anything you Dane cheater... that's why you were all attacked by furious bikes.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted. Now every thing you wish is a wish but which wish is which is a witch which now you wish which witch wasn't a wish. You wish!
I wish that Amazon had used "Batman" as their default name for Alexa so I could argue with it saying "No, I'm Batman".
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Granted! A million Jokers (the schizophrenic tricksters) raise up to combat the millions of Batmans and since those batmans are just names of software, the world is overrun and turns to a circus of horrors.
I wish Poison Ivys and catwomans raised up along with the Jokers too - we have to have gender balance.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted! Both Ivy and Cat are now transgenders.
I wish Affleck's batman version never happened...
Granted! Now Kim Kardashian starred in that movie. As a male batman.
I wish Pavlidis Chocolates company was back in Greek hands.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted! You are enslaved in a Burmese illegal mine and work productively in backbreaking conditions for 14 hours per day - else they recycle you for organs.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Proudly under the patronage of General Brewster of the Imperial House of Hader
Proud patron of 4zumi, Akar, CommodusIV ,Swaeft and Peaman
Granted! King Althestan is there for barely a day before gold is discovered in the mine, which brings in a different warlord that slaughters the previous owners, liberates the workers, arms them and they set out to grab others to work in the mines while they live the good life with the gold their new captives make.
I wish Cookiegod is re-enslaved by the glorious goldminer armies and put to work on their hazardous arsenopyrite mines
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted. Thanks to my previous work experience I immediately get a promotion to slave supervisor and get to flog the other slaves (hint: you!).
I wish for 50 Euros from the next poster.
Granted! You immediately start kissing his butt and receive money for it. Sure, he doesn't care that you have to do the kiss first, but you are compelled to do it from the previous wish anyway.
I wish SlartyBartfast would be aptly become worthy of the title SlartyFartblast during those kiss-and-pay sessions he doesn't care about.
alhoon is not a member of the infamous Hoons: a (fictional) nazi-sympathizer KKK clan. Of course, no Hoon would openly admit affiliation to the uninitiated.
"Angry Uncle Gordon" describes me well.
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Beta-tester for Darthmod Empire, the default modification for Empire Total War that does not ask for your money behind patreon.
Developer of Causa Belli submod for Darthmod, headed by Hammeredalways and a ton of other people.
Developer of LtC: Random maps submod for Lands to Conquer (that brings a multitude of random maps and other features).
Granted! Summer retroactively stops existing, winter never comes because it was and always will be cold.
I wish everyone, including myself, were all normal plain people.
"牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")
"汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")