1. A man can receive several javelin throw to the cranium yet still be writing around on the floor in pain for several minutes after
2. Parthian men couldn't grow real beards, but instead used those 'tie on terrorist beards' used at Halloween parties
3. The only thing that differentiated Epirots from Macedonians was the culture of their tunics
4. Large cities in the ancient world were bigger in volume than many Pacific islands
5. Javelins in the ancient world were actually coated in an Napalm type substance that was completely harmless to the user
let's go