The World's Worst Movie Quotes

[Roma_Victrix]

You all know that, deep down inside, it's not the fantastic dialogue or the glorious speeches of critically-acclaimed movies that titillate you the most, that excite you, haunt you, fill you with pleasure.


We all know that it is the cheesy, the outrageous, the shockingly bad lines in movies that evoke the greatest amusement and the strongest memory. So now I would like to dedicate this thread to the world's worst movie quotes, pooled from the crowd sourcing abilities of this our TWC forum. I shall merely offer a small suggestion that you can build upon, and together, we shall find cinema's worst lines ever imagined.

That small suggestion shall be from Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992), with two particular lines from the film. When the chief protagonist Joey walks through her glass balcony door into an alternate reality and other dimension (er...green screen ), this happens:

JOEY: Now what? I'm here...I just walked into madness for you...talk!

JOEY: Captain Spencer...um...Eliot...what the hell is going on?
ELIOT: Hell is exactly what is going on, Joey.

Delicious.

Oh, TWC, I have such sights to show you, such pleasures to indulge you in.



/Pinhead voice.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

"I don't like sand" Star Wars
"I'm a senator" (especially in the context that it was said) Star Wars

[geyserik]

It's not a tumor!! Kindergarten cop.

[Katsumoto]

It's not a tumor!! Kindergarten cop.

He said worst, not best.

[Stavroforos]

[Roma_Victrix]

Why they don't play this movie non-stop on a loop inside the prison cells of Guantanamo Bay as the ultimate "enhanced interrogation" technique is beyond me.

It's basically the movie equivalent of a torture rack.

Here's another one, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time (1993):

Hold on dudes…if April's back in Feudal Japan, does that mean, like, we have to ride that scepter back through time to get her?

That movie is so bad that you have to cringe after every scene, every line...it's basically unwatchable. I literally can't sit through more than 15 minutes of it without giving up and swearing I'd never torture myself like that again.

[Inhuman One]

This more than qualifies for this topic I'd say.

[Pinarius]

There was every orb conceivable on that tomb except one: The orb which fell from the heavens and inspired Newtons life's work. Work that incurred the wrath of the church until his dying day. A-P-P-L-E. Apple.

The Da Vinci Code

[Roma_Victrix]

The Da Vinci Code

Yeah, that was petty bad.

[paradamed]

Is that Wiseau guy retarded or what?

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Some say he did it that way on purpose, according to some of the actors Tommy Wiseau may have been just winging the entire film. When they asked him why some scenes or lines were there he reportedly would not answer and just smiled or laughed or said "that is da trick, it is da trick".

[Inhuman One]

I think he's just an idiot who was serious about that movie but can't act, write, direct or well do anything related to movies.. he's probably just saying afterwards he did it on purpose to save himself the embarassment.

[Roma_Victrix]

I think he's just an idiot who was serious about that movie but can't act, write, direct or well do anything related to movies.. he's probably just saying afterwards he did it on purpose to save himself the embarassment.

Occam's razor, my friend, Occam's razor. It's the simplest explanation and quite honestly makes the most sense. IFC.com put it best when they said this about Wiseau's performance: "Borat trying to do an impression of Christopher Walken playing a mental patient"

Wiseau shall reign in infamy for eternity.

Rifftrax, as usual, did a fairly good job tearing it apart, which seems to be a tradition among theatergoers everywhere:

[Markas]

So so may Nic Cage examples to choose from... here's just one.

[Roma_Victrix]

You're onto something, Markas. From that same movie, The Wickerman (2006):

"Killing me won't bring back your goddamned honey!"

This video is also just chock full of them:



"I said...put the bunny...back in the box."

"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"

From Con Air (1997).

WARNING: Although they censored some of the foul language, it seems like they let a few swear words slip through when Cage started ranting in his coke-fueled rage.

[Turkeys!]

This is going to become a Nicholas Cage-dominated thread.

[weirdoascensor]

The problem is, Is this thread supposed to quote straightforward Horribly bad quotes; or The Hilariously Horrible Quotes?

[Roma_Victrix]

The problem is, Is this thread supposed to quote straightforward Horribly bad quotes; or The Hilariously Horrible Quotes?

Both shall be accepted and appreciated.

[Mhaedros]

I know I'm stepping onto the cliché of clichés here and everbody in the world knows it's too obvious to mention but...

"I got a bad feeling about this" - Crap movie of your choice

[Gaidin]

I know I'm stepping onto the cliché of clichés here and everbody in the world knows it's too obvious to mention but...

"I got a bad feeling about this" - Crap movie of your choice

Just gonna say...

"I got a bad feeling about this" - Awesome movie of your choice