We've all had them, so now's the time to step up and share them. Kay, I'll go first. I think these are my top two.
* I went shopping at the Walmart neighborhood market about a year ago had two million things buzzing in ma mind all at once. Get through shopping, load the truck and pull into the Gas kiosk there. I pay the lady $30.00 USD, and
go back to the truck. I crank up the engine and drive off. After unloading the groceries and sitting down for a breather, it suddenly occurs to me that I forgot to pump me gas.
You're welcome to whoever pulled up behind me and got a thirty dollar freebe.....
* Tis Thanksgiving and I am to bring the just out of the oven, delicious Turkey*. I get into the car, drive an hour and a half to my friend's house. After twenty minutes or so one of the hungry people asks....
Yo Alan, where's the Turkey? ........ My response was....
Betcha can't top that....