Asterix's Campagnian Villa: A meeting place for TWCs old timers

[Tacticalwithdrawal]

*gives Tac statue of venus to play with*

I'm not that old (or that bored)

Haha the other moderating mess was around Hannibal of Carthage or the Tunisian guy what was his name.... a nice guy that made everybody including NIHIL I think go bonkers....

He was spectacular, everything was an insult to his race, particularly when it was pointed out he couldn't possibly be of Carthaginian descent.

Where have all the nutters gone?

*looks around Uncle Asty's villa*

ah, they're all in here.......

[Obi Wan Asterix]

Where have all the nutters gone?

*looks around Uncle Asty's villa*

ah, they're all in here.......

Actually I have a revelation to make: (well three)

I am Khakaber

Wilipuri is in fact ckerr04

And Garbarsardar is the dreaded escaped inmate of Leros Garbarsardar (where is that great thread bw?)

tBP is Darth Wong

Marmaduk of Babylon is Rome AC





btw has anyone seen or heard Lord Tomyris or Hormiga? I would love to see those two, they used to make me piss my toga of laughter

[Manji]

*walks to the bar, fills a glass with freshly broken ice, one dosage of absinthe and one dosage of vodka*

Heyo mates.

[Obi Wan Asterix]

*walks to the bar, fills a glass with freshly broken ice, one dosage of absinthe and one dosage of vodka*

Heyo mates.

*Asterix hands it to Lusitanian maid who shakes (not stirs) clutched in her bussom, after its completed the slaves remove the screen placed in front of tBP and Ozymandias's sofas*

*hands back to Gil in a baby bottle*

Gargantua is reborn!

Great to see you back Manji......

[Manji]

Alas, some worthy conversational gems are only available in the "high almighty" domain, hence my return as phoenix of myth,

Now, Gargantua....? I'd think more of myself as a satyr.

[Obi Wan Asterix]

Alas, some worthy conversational gems are only available in the "high almighty" domain, hence my return as phoenix of myth,

Now, Gargantua....? I'd think more of myself as a satyr.

Or lady luck's ex husband Pete

Great you rejoin us Manji!

Now if I could ask you..... I've been meaning to important an interior decorating slave from Armorica, but maybe you could cast your trained eye and have GrimSta and Silverguard help you with the sweat work

[Tacticalwithdrawal]

*Asterix hands it to Lusitanian maid who shakes (not stirs) clutched in her bussom

what's a 'bussom' :hmmm:

and is it legal?

[rez]

I can offer you my Persian slave girl to massage you instead....

Ah a taste of home...

*reaches for the pipe next to Grimsta*

I wish we could bring back Drak.

*reaches for the whiskey next to Tac*

His essays were enourmous fun. Almost as much fun as Ckerr's book.

*nurses wounds from both Grimsta and Tac*

[Tacticalwithdrawal]

*nurses wounds from both Grimsta and Tac*

I'm cool, it's Asty's whisky after all

now, if you'd touched my whisky


and yes, ckerr and drak were special, in oh so many ways....

[Obi Wan Asterix]

what's a 'bussom'

and is it legal?

Ye bossoms are legal in Christian countries... in most other places its legal to carry but not use it

Ah a taste of home...

*reaches for the pipe next to Grimsta*

I wish we could bring back Drak.

*reaches for the whiskey next to Tac*

His essays were enourmous fun. Almost as much fun as Ckerr's book.

*nurses wounds from both Grimsta and Tac*

Drak's essays were good with whiskey and grimsta's enlightening smoke

Ckerr hahaaha and his constant trying to bribe staff members with affection to let him back........ that was amazing


Now here is some entertainment dear guests



And special for Garbie

[Belisarius]

Garb is not Welsh?

[Tacticalwithdrawal]

no, can't be, the sheep isn't looking that worried

[Belisarius]

A professional?

[Obi Wan Asterix]

A Greek

***pours out vodka with apple juice to gathered assembly, gives olive jelly to Garb******

[Romanos]

Marmaduk of Babylon is Rome AC

Wait isn’t he the Carthaginian fanboy, who called anybody a ignorant idiot if they didn't agree with him.

[Obi Wan Asterix]

Wait isn’t he the Carthaginian fanboy, who called anybody a ignorant idiot if they didn't agree with him.

Exacto! I wasnt insulting just remember you two had to be separated

He was a Tunisian who was convinced that modern Tunisians were Carthaginian etc etc

[Siblesz]

Being old sucks. Confusion and hate set in as newbs run amock.

[Belisarius]

Whats a noob?

[Obi Wan Asterix]

Being old sucks. Confusion and hate set in as newbs run amock.

*poors siblesz a tall Caxaca for his aching bones.... and Fernet con Coca for the other hand*

Hey Sibs welcome to my abode! Youth is not the end all!

Faustian antices do not belong in the house of the old timers!

Tell us a tale of China!?

[Manji]

Meh, old farts think alike.