I randomly happened to run into one of my most beloved actors and cinematic icons, Sir Anthony Hopkins, now 82 years old! The only trouble is that he immediately proceeded to beat me up, take my wallet, and threatened to eat selective body parts of mine if I went to the police. Here is the harrowing footage of the moment of assault I managed to catch with the camera on my iPhone as he pummeled me without mercy or restraint:



Will nobody stop this madman? He has many talents. Apparently one of those includes beating the crap out of men decades younger than him and stealing from them. Who knew? If you know the whereabouts of this dangerous criminal please contact police and alert authorities. Some say he was last spotted eating copious amounts of breakfast food at the Old Country Buffet in North Hollywood, Los Angeles, California. Proceed with caution and if necessary neutralize the suspect with extreme prejudice.