Thought it might be fun if we shared things that happened to us in our various games that we found humerous
I've had RTW for ages now, but only had BI for a couple days. Last night, I was playing around a little with the Western Roman Empire (grrr, economic issues), and had something happen during my defense of Carthage that tickled me.
I only had one unit of Peasants, one Foederati Infantry, and one Limitanei, defending the city. The Berbers attacked with one unit of their spearmen (Hillmen, I think they're called), one unit of Berber Axemen, one unit of Moorish cavalry, and their general. I had nothing nearby to relieve the siege (darn economy in the crapper), so I just let em come (knew I had 0 chance to sally). And sure enough, they attacked my walls, with one siege tower.
Little did I know, this particular siege tower model had some built in artillery, and tore my foederati up pretty bad, on their way in (did a bit of damage to my Limitanei as well). The battle on the walls was epic, on a small scale, with many brave men dying. As the battle rages on, it becomes apparent that Im going to (barely) defeat his infantry forces atop my walls, and leave his cavalry in the field, helpless! But, what's this? On my left flank, ONE single man from the Hillman unit, still alive...He kills the single peasant figure standing adjacent to him, and then bolts for the gates (while my remaining handfull of men are finishing off the remaining Axemen). Sure enough, he captures the gates, and rushes his Moorish cavalry forward. I race to recapture the gates, but alas, am mere seconds too late (I recaptured, just in time to dump oil on the last few men to pass through). The Moors then proceeded to race through the city streets, and reach the town square with 40 horsemen (of the original 54) remaining - at least the towers/oil made them pay a small cost .
With my tiny handful of troops, I was powerless to kill them, but it didnt matter, as the victory timer counted down before I got there.
Maybe Im just a nerd, but I found it quite humerous that my "heroic victory" was turned around by a single infantryman racing to the gatehouse, and opening the gates for his cavalry (though the general kept sitting in the open field)
Of course, even if I had won, Im sure Carthage would have revolted the next turn, since I had so few men left alive in the Garrison.