Gimme loincloth
It's my birthday.
Here's a list of my other reasonable demands
- Justice to madorc
- Justice to me. A complete restoration of my repping powers, an acquittal of all the false charges brought against me and an apology from the administration ...of the White house, of course.
- The institution of the participation medal (gold
silver
& bronze
)
- all the powers and none of the responsibilities to me
- VONC, ostrakhon, ban and sacrifice all my enemies to Baal Hammon, their reps all being given to me.
- VONC, ostrakhon, ban and sacrifice all those who have slighted me even just once years ago and remember nothing of it to Baal Hammon, their reps all being given to me.
- VONC, ostrakhon, ban and sacrifice all those questioning my style of leadership to Baal Hammon, their reps all being given to me.
- VONC, ostrakhon, ban and sacrifice some innocent to Baal Hammon to be on the safe side against the Romans, their reps all being given to me.
- There can be no god besides me. VONC, ostrakhon, ban and crucify all those who have sacrificed to Baal Hammon, their reps all being given to me.
- Ban all avians from pooping on my head. This summer alone this has happened way more often to me than I'm comfortable to admit.
- From now on, all factual, reasoned debate shall be banned from the D&D. No one shall henceforth change their opinion or admit defeat, no matter how ridiculous their position has become.
Retreat to using strawmen and snarky one liners if necessary.- Ius Primae Noctis. Let's stop being virgins together
- Money and confidential user data. All of both.
- A birthday cake to share with my friends
- Friends.
Originally Posted by Cookiegod
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