Originally Posted by
Captain Arrrgh!
Garrrrrrrr!!!! Well burn me bum hairs an' call me smokey!!! Oi can't stand's it any longer, ba goad!
Sumbudy 'as ta step up to tha plate an' do sumptin'!!!!!
Thar answer be quite obvioos; Somebody 'as ta be man enough to pose as a woman!!!!!!
An since awe yoo spindly-legged clapperclaws don't 'old a candle ta tha Captain's manliness, Oi guess Oi'll have ta join tha wumen's team.
Awright, 'ere we go.
**Ahem**
"Yoo-hoo!!! Boyz! O've just cum frum shoppin' fer noo shoes an' talkin' aboot ma feelins' wi' ma goilfriends, just like from "Sex an' da City"!!!!
Oi cried when Oi watched dar English Patient. Why can't Oi stop eatin' chocoolate? You go girl!!
If any o' yoo strong, 'andsome gents want's ta pm an' innocent pirate girlie wi' a bit o' chin hair 'an sum sun spots on 'er backsoide, just let me know!!!
Now Oi be off ta perm me toenails an take a pilates class while sippin' a decaf low-fat tripple grog cappuccino.Arrrrrrghhh!!!! **--Hack cough** **ahem**
Oi mean
Tee hee!!!