C to tha B!!!!!
Hey! Guess whot? Oi've becum a wuman!!! Feel free ta rip ma bodice open, part that thatch o' matted hair, an' paw at ma boobies!!!!
.....But don't objectifoy me...
If yoo's all be arse people then, watch oot!! Cus Captain Arrrgh!ina 'as an arse dat'll blow yer minds!!! Complete wi' dingleberries, barnacle pimples, bloo veins, an' enough hair dat yoos'll ne'er 'ave ta floss yer teeth ever again!!!
Stand in loine, stand in loine!!! Only wun person at a toime in tha Captain's Cabin!!!
**PHARTY-TART-FART!!!!!**
.....But don't be objectifoyin' me, ur Oi'll cut off yer tweeters!!
P.S. + Rep fer C to tha B, just cus Oi've not seen yer barbarian hide in ages!