"Assassin" Game Goes Horribly Wrong.

[Osceola]

You had lemon tea in your mouth hot enough to burn your hand.. ?

Yous a hardcore muthaa, axeman.

[Shazbot]

Overly-realistic looking Tec-9 fully auto gas powered airsoft gun-drivebys where I live!


..That is so much more immature fun then it looks. Their really loud too so people scream like hell when they hear it/see it, and think they actually just got shot, at first. It is hilarious.

I haven't done it though because I don't want to risk a felony, my friend has though. I was just in the car.

They do airsoft assassain where I live too. It's much more fun than a squirtgun.

[Axeman]

You had lemon tea in your mouth hot enough to burn your hand.. ?

Yous a hardcore muthaa, axeman.

I know its strange , I can eat the hotest things and have a tolerance for spices beyond that of anybody I know ....

My mom calls me metal mouth.

[sushi347]

lol sounds like fun but me and my friend use ride around in my golfcart with airsoft guns

[Medicus]

Yet another reason not to go outside!

How dare you post this , I laughed so hard I spit out my lemon tea all over my hand and it burns like hell , but very funny indeed.

Sorry, I'm just trying to imagine you drinking lemon tea.

[Cúchulainn]

I remember my buddy got a scooter thrown at him out of a car window once.

Scooter-Assassin.

Now thats a game you'd be proud to put your name on.

Except when you drive up to an unsuspecting victim, and wind down the window, then spend five minutes trying to get it out of the car.

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We have nothing like this over here, the most you get is drive my insults.

Then come up to you, slow to a crawl, wind down the window and shout " You", and then race off....well not exactly race off, they are driving a Citroen.

More like gradually move off until they get to the lights.

[zznɟ ǝɥʇ]

This reminds me of the time we hopped in a truck dresses as army guys, flaming homosexuals, and mujahadeen and drove down a forest preserve trail shooting our friends and yelling.

Was awesome

[wilpuri]

My only question is, how do you knock someone out with a squirt gun?

[Noodlegasm]

My only question is, how do you knock someone out with a squirt gun?

you get out the car and hit them with the gun about 30-40 times...

its hard work but its got to be done

[Cúchulainn]

My only question is, how do you knock someone out with a squirt gun?

Well there are two stages.

Stage One: You point the gun at them, then your accomplice sneaks up behind and chloroforms them.

Stage Two: Having succeeded, you drag there lifeless body back to your dungeon.

[Heinz Guderian]

I thought that only happened in Japan .

omfg. you live in a dark dark world.

[jsktrogdor]

We have nothing like this over here, the most you get is drive my insults.

Then come up to you, slow to a crawl, wind down the window and shout " You", and then race off....well not exactly race off, they are driving a Citroen.

More like gradually move off until they get to the lights.

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People are getting in accidents playing that game...let me guess:

DUDE#1: DUDE! im totally wasted, holy dude look out logans got a squirt gun!

DUDE#2: bro, thats totallly lame man, hey u wanna go buy some rufies? im lookin to get action tonight.

DUDE#1: Ahhh! hehe dude i totally just crashed into a house.

DUDE#2: dude thats awsome, your the coolest dude Ive ever known, i love you man.

[Heinz Guderian]

People are getting in accidents playing that game...let me guess:

DUDE#1: DUDE! im totally wasted, holy dude look out logans got a squirt gun!

DUDE#2: bro, thats totallly lame man, hey u wanna go buy some rufies? im lookin to get action tonight.

DUDE#1: Ahhh! hehe dude i totally just crashed into a house.

DUDE#2: dude thats awsome, your the coolest dude Ive ever known, i love you man.

d00d, i totall love Bill and Ted.

[jsktrogdor]

d00d, i totall love Bill and Ted.

I was goin for frat boys, but if your crushing that bad on keanu reeves sure you can take it there.

[Osceola]

I was goin for frat boys, but if your crushing that bad on keanu reeves sure you can take it there.

LOL. +1

I think your gonna fit in just fine trogdor. Juuust fine.

[Psychonaut]

i have never heard of "Squirt Gun Assassin".....where i live we joust with pool sticks and dirt bikes until some ones starts bleeding, then we go play with our airsoft guns

[gambit]

i have never heard of "Squirt Gun Assassin".....where i live we joust with pool sticks and dirt bikes until some ones starts bleeding, then we go play with our airsoft guns

Me and my friends do airsoft too.

Which reminds me, kids, always remember: Your best friends are little that will sneak behind you and shoot you point blank in the back of the head. Twice.

[jsktrogdor]

i have never heard of "Squirt Gun Assassin".....where i live we joust with pool sticks and dirt bikes until some ones starts bleeding, then we go play with our airsoft guns

here our favorite passtime is to find disgaurded christmas trees in early january, then create mobile forests that shuffle on to residential roads. Nothing quite like seeing the look on a drivers face as they slow down seeing a small grove of trees with pairs of feet under them shuffle into the middle of the road.

[karahan]

How dare you post this , I laughed so hard I spit out my lemon tea all over my hand and it burns like hell , but very funny indeed.

I hate lemon tea, infact I want to declare I HATE TEA

On subject whats wrong with this squirt gun business anyway, I used to play this in me early teens when the summer came round, these ppl should keep their knickers on.