top complaints you hear from your tourists

[blueice]

where are your wooden shoes? not from a tourist but something i heard on my very first schoolday in australia

[Father Jack]

where are your wooden shoes? not from a tourist but something i heard on my very first schoolday in australia

Are you Dutch then?

[IAmTheWarchief]

Where's my Rolex watch? for that matter, why is that man holding a gun to my face and pointing at my laptop? oh dear, it appears as though I've been shot!
(Venezuela)

[Legionem Insanis]

From tourists and residents that do not speak Spanish:

"The maintenance man barely speaks English"
"I had trouble buying a hotdog because the person barely speaks English"
"Some lady started talking to me in Spanish and got upset because I did not"
(South Florida, USA)

[C-Rob]

From the US-
Europe is expensive as !
The italian guys are sexy!

Eh, don't feel like coming up with more, so I'll flip the question and say what tourists to my town say when they come from all over and see our biggest attraction-
"Your lake sucks and I accidentally swallowed a mouth full of the fouled water and projectile vomited all the rest of the day!"

[D.B. Cooper]

Toronto (Ontario, Canada) gets regular complaints that it is too dirty. Can't argue with that. And there's no real attraction other than the CN Tower. Which, btw, is no longer the world's tallest freestanding building, so what does Toronto have now? The Eaton's Centre? Skydome?

There's no serious casino in Toronto either, which has always amazed me because even there's casinos almost everywhere else (even in Ajax, the rather small town next to Toronto). You'd think the biggest city in Canada would have a casino, right?

The transit system needs to be redone also, I myself don't use the transit enough to say whether this is entirely true, and Union Station (the main bus/train station) needs a renovation. But I heard the latest Toronto council budget has a renovation planned so we'll see.

[Lucifer Sam]

when my dad whent to the states he complained about the cheese

what kind of cheese would you like
no thank you
im sorry we dont have that kind
no i meant no cheese
no cheese! NO CHEESE! NO CHEESE? how can you not have cheese with lobster !



he went out there to fix valves in new orlean after katrina

no not at the drainage sytems, at a cheese factory... so... yeah...

[Ishoss]

Norway.

The roads suck. They're correct, for the most part.
It's way to expensive. They're correct.
It's so dark and cold! Well, what did you expect?

[aarons got funky fresh]

The 3 most common complaints I hear a lot are from Canadians/Americans (the most common type of tourist) is;

"I can't understand what they're saying!"
"Where are all the gingers?" (Yes, I hear this all the time )
"There's garbage everywhere"

[Legionem Insanis]

There's no serious casino in Toronto either, which has always amazed me because even there's casinos almost everywhere else (even in Ajax, the rather small town next to Toronto). You'd think the biggest city in Canada would have a casino, right?

good clean hookers is all you need, no bloody casino
are there good clean hookers there?

[Dayman]

So where's dem liburty bells dat yer so famous fer?

[Rebel Jeb]

delete, never teh mind.