Why not just break into the museum and take full knight armor? ^^
You can even sleep in the same room the zombies are, then rise up and leave.
you can easily make chainmail shirt with wires and pliers found in trash dump, reinforced with metal dish plates and trays.
And fishnets.
You have really weird taste
The first thing came to my mind is people drinking toilet water
But
Weird... As you can see from these pictures, I was able to do your battle and didn't crash when I came back to the map.
Steam has a Total War Sale
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/...nchiseSale2024
Gigantus May 06, 2024 09:30 PMExample: M2TW (includes kingdoms campaigns) for 4.99 Euros