I'm gonna "borrow" Roma_Victrix's idea for a thread from EBII's forum :wub:
Similarly, to pass some time before the next SSHIP update comes (my playthrough is still on standby - it awaits the glorious changes!) and of course to have some fun :D
Let me roll a few ideas out:
1. First, let's set this historically correct reconstructed piece as main menu music:
2. Next, rename all "Heavy cavalry" class to "Heavy tanks"
and all Spearmen to "Anti-tank" :yes:
3. And finally - and I insist of making this happen!
Change every Pope portrait to God Emperor of Mankind and make him call Exterminatus instead of Excommunications :evil: https://mantichorus.files.wordpress....ror-of-man.jpg
So, what are your perfectly historically accurate ideas on how to improve SSHIP? :torch::D
June 18, 2020, 02:44 AM
Nemesis2345
Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
Give the pope a Minas Tirith Citadel on Corsica or Sardinia so he will stop being a pain
Rename The Moors to The CavSpammerFaction.
When destroying a city hall building with a governor inside the settlement , 50% chances of your governor dying crushed by rubble (very realistic)
Replace arrow death sound with roblox ,,oof''
June 18, 2020, 03:28 AM
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Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemesis2345
Give the pope a Minas Tirith Citadel on Corsica or Sardinia so he will stop being a pain
This isn't horrendous, this is genius! :hmm::laughter:
I've had another bright idea when I was fixing Scottish voices - as you know, they shout "freeedom" a lot, Braveheart style. And in that movie, they seem to go somewhat berserk sometimes. So the idea is to:
1. give all Scottish infantry berserk ability (it causes CTD)
2. change CTD message to "They may cause us CTD, but they'll never take our freedom!"
3. ??
4. don't mess with Scots
June 21, 2020, 09:53 AM
Tomek2000s
Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
Replace Greek Fire voices with quotes of Muhammad Avdol from Jojo Bizarre Adventures
June 21, 2020, 02:18 PM
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Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
:D
Rename Constantinople to Istanbul
Use "byzantine" term :tongue:
June 27, 2020, 08:42 AM
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Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
I found a perfect formula to calculate unit prices:
Recruitment cost = num. soldiers x 1
This signifies all people being equal in eyes of the Lord
Upkeep cost = recruitment cost x 100
This helps to reflect hardships endured under the firmaments
As you can see, it's so simple, it's perfect!
:tumbleweed:
Heard they are historical btw , they live in transylvanian forests.
September 26, 2020, 09:12 AM
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Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
Current release status: :popcorn:
September 26, 2020, 06:33 PM
Sir_Cirdan
Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
The middle ages shouldn't have been so violent and bloody, so we should rewrite history to make it seem that way! /s Current weapon models should be replaced with the following
1) all thrown weapons with water balloons
2) firearms with super-soakers
3) bows and crossbows with nerf-guns
4) pikes and halberds with pool noodles
5) two-handed swords, axes, and clubs with pillows
6) spears, lances, and javelins (melee) with wrapping paper tubes
7) one-handed swords, axes, and maces, and daggers with wet towels
8) artillery of all kinds become t-shirt launchers
AND blood and casualties will be removed entirely, and soldiers will fight until one side runs away.
September 27, 2020, 11:06 AM
Antonius
Re: The thread for horrendous suggestions
The obvious weakness of this mod is the lack of inclusion, the obvious toxic masculinity it spreads and the lack of strong female characters. Here are some - of course completely serious - suggestions to tackle this:
- Battles need to include trigger warnings.
- All units need to be reskinned to be more inclusive: Especcially more women, people with disabilities and POCs
- You are not allowed to chose who your princess marries anymore. She is a strong woman and can decide for herself. Also, marriages should be also possible between princesses
- Include building type "safe space"
- Also, all building need to have ramps for disabled people
- Include more non-binary Characters
Please implement all these suggestions immediately or I will report this Mod on twitter...