The World's Worst Movie Quotes

**icydawgfish** · February 18, 2014, 12:33 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTZVvFn6rmo

This entire movie.

**Påsan** · February 18, 2014, 06:20 AM

Irons in Dungeons and Schwarzenegger in B&R is the only reason why those movies stand out at all. Otherwise they would be lost in the dark, boring gloom of mediocrity.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE .. CHIIL" .. classic.

**Roma_Victrix** · February 18, 2014, 09:20 AM

@Pasan Hah! I agree. Bennett should let off some steam, it would make him feel a whole lot better.

@Icydawgfish, that was, hands down, the dumbest scene I've ever seen in cinematic history. The dumbest.

**Roma_Victrix** · February 28, 2014, 07:12 AM

"It is the mucus that binds us."

- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995).

**RedGuard** · February 28, 2014, 10:58 AM

everything in this movie

"Lets kick some ICE!"
"Whos this the hockey team from hell?"
"I'm sorry, but my rubber lips are immune to your charms"

**Inhuman One** · February 28, 2014, 12:29 PM

The Midichlorian count.. its over 9000!

**RedGuard** · March 01, 2014, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by Inhuman One

The Midichlorian count.. its over 9000!

ing genius George Lucas, explain the Force with science, just undo the entire first trilogy with one

explanation

**Alexmcm13** · March 05, 2014, 06:22 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

"Too bad... You! Shall die." Gets me every time...

**Sir Adrian** · March 05, 2014, 06:29 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D13gpfje4FE

"Hi freeze, I'm batman"

**Roma_Victrix** · March 25, 2014, 08:47 PM

This movie about President Franklin D. Roosevelt fighting Nazi werewolves was intentionally made to be bad and cheesy, but the lines are too good not to share!

From FDR: American Badass! (2012):

"Men are not prisoners of their fate. They are only prisoners of their own mind. And I will not allow you to rape the prisoner inside my mind."

"I love you, Eleanor, but you've got to just shut the

up when grown men are conversing!"

"I'm a motorcycle of death; I ain't got no side car."

"If you're sniffing glue again, I swear to God I'll beat you with a fat man's belt and wheel over you repeatedly until you bleed out of your eyes, nose, and ears!"

"FDR, mother

er!"

**Roma_Victrix** · April 06, 2014, 04:37 PM

From Super Mario Bros (1993):

Mario: How we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible.
Luigi: Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible.
Mario: I hope you're right.

DING! DING! DING! DING! Ladies and gentlemen, I think we might have a winner here!

And by winner, I mean the movie with the most abysmally stupid lines in all of cinematic history.

I just saw the Rifftrax version of this movie making fun of it in every scene with commentary. OMFG! The scene where one of the idiot henchman runs face first into a wall of plexiglas being carried down the side of the street, one of the Riffers chimes in:

"I hope he has cliche insurance."

And finally, one more terrible line from this terrible, terrible movie:

King Koopa: Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny!... Where's my pizza?

So dumb.

**Euphoric** · April 07, 2014, 02:44 AM

They might not be the most cliche quotes ever, but this whole movie is full of some of the worst lines (and acting) in movie history, but this part is particularly bad:

It's so bad, it's one of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen.